
Only in America: if we choose, we can trash the faith we're born into, and make up our own. It worked out well for Shirley MacLaine! Our multicultural diversity makes finding your own faith too much work, which is why so many Americans have vague spiritual beliefs and support "religious" leaders like Creflo Dollar--whose website has admittedly impressive financial options and advice. So to narrow down one's system of thought and faith, Beliefnet brings us Belief-O-Matic. With only 20 questions you can decide who (or what) you should be worshiping, or if you should just be partying like it's 1999.
I range from 100% Unitarian Universalist (probably because you can believe anything and you're a Unitarian) and high percentages in Liberal Quaker (ism?) or Buddhism. On the other hand, I only have a 9 % chance of being a Jehovah's Witness (probably because they have really rigid beliefs.) Thank God. Or whoever.