What I will NOT be blogging about today

1. How Paris Hilton is doing in jail.
2. Anything to do with sports, including meaningless playoffs with teams named "The Ducks", which stars are now cheating on their wives, or coaches switching teams. Unless Michael Vick gets nailed with the dogfighting thing, then I'll be all over that like white on rice.
3. Who Rosie O'Donnell is currently fighting with/trashing/talking about.
   
4. The "faith-off" between Democratic Presidential candidates who are trying to court evangelicals.
   

Carry on.