Church is so 20th Century. Why bother? To speak with the Eternal Creator, all you have to do is log on to iGod. (Motto: "Repenting made easy"). Salvation is pretty easy too---I asked God what would make him happy, He said maybe a million dollars. Yeah, a lot of cash, but He takes Visa, Mastercard, personal check, Discover card, pesos, jewelry, pretty much any form of payment. So all I have to do is write a check. I'll add that to my Gubb list of things to do this week, and I can cross out "ensure eternal peace".
The afterlife seems rather boring, though, God referred me to another link when I asked Him for a joke. This is never a good sign.
